Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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