Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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