a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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