There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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