the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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