I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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