just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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