She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave