I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened