I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS