It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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