I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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Oh Jesus.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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