My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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