Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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