the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.