is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.