This girl is more easily done than said...
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.