so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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