is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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