Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Ladies don't puke and tell
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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