nut hugger
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I wear drunk well.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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