yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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