So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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