He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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