After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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