i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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