I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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