well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Randomize
