Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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