try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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