the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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