no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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