Small penises have feelings too.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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