Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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