Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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