I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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