Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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