90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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