I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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