Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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