I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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