Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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