Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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