They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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