If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we have officially lost it.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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