i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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