Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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