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I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
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ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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