exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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