I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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