I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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