how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I supernannyed him into submission
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
try to milk me bitch
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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