Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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