did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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