so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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