i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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