That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Acid is not a monday night drug
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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