so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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