how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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