I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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