The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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